Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Car Insurance Claim Void...

PLEASE READ STORY. BEWARE !!!

This is a real story, my nephew told me, & I would like to share with all of you. Be careful, if u hv the habit of sending yr car for car wash or similar matter (car jockey etc) while in shopping complex...

Two weeks ago, the car owner sent his Toyota Harrier for car wash in the car park of Bangsar Shopping Complex while he had an appointment there. He handed the car keys to the car wash people n left the car park for his appointment.

After the appointment he went to collect his car, & the car wash people told him that his car had been collected. How CAN??? After a prolonged argument without any results, he had no choice, but to make a police report... n follow up by insurance claim...

Insurance company rejected his claim 'cos the reason is the car was not stolen, the point of contention was why did he hand over the car keys to someone unknown, n why did he not wait there till the car washing was finished...???

So, be careful next time. If you really need to send your car for car wash, better stay there and wait for your car, if not, this may happen to you...

ALWAYS GET AN OFFICIAL RECIEPT LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU SENT YOUR CAR FOR SERVICING AT HONDA, PROTON, TOYOTA... DON'T PLAY THE FOOL.

Pls forward this message to all your friends to warn all of them...

Macam-macam hal...

SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum,lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2 Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit.Kata kedai 2 Ringgit.

SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. Aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacam jer....

SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah!

SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini "candle light dinner" dengan bini kau,
mesti dia suka.
DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bil elektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang,
semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macamni aku kena banyak berlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI"

Monday, December 3, 2007

Lagu Melayu Baru MP3 (2)

Ungu - Tercipta Untukku.mp3
Ungu - Kekasih Gelapku.mp3
Spider_-_Salut.mp3
Ungu_Andai_Ku_Tahu.mp3
Spider - Suka Duka Kita.mp3
Spider_-_Bintang_12_-_02_-_Mabuk.mp3

Bagaimana mengenal pasti Cermin Dua Arah?

Beware bagi yang suka menginap di hotel atau pergi toilet awam. Tu baru cermin tak kira lagi kamera tertutup di lampu2. Bahaya tu takut jadi macam student Gombak.

Ketika kita masuk ke toilet awam, bilik mandi, bilik hotel, ruang ganti pakaian, dan lain-lain, seberapa besar anda yakin bahawa cermin yang tergantung di dinding dan kelihatannya seperti cermin biasa itu memang benar-benar cermin biasa, atau sebenarnya itu adalah cermin dua
arah(orang di belakang cermin boleh melihat anda, sementara anda tidak dapat melihat mereka). Banyak tempat di mana orang memasang cermin 2 arah di dalam ruang ganti pakaian wanita, namun tidak menutup kemungkinan juga di ruang ganti lelaki. Adalah sangat sulit untuk secara jelas mengindentifikasi permukaannya hanya dengan melihatnya saja. Saatnyalah kita untuk berhati-hati. Jadi, bagaimana kita dapat menentukan dengan pasti apakah cermin tersebut adalah cermin biasa atau cermin 2 arah?. .Kalau di bilik polis, iaitu di ruang soal siasat, sudah dapat dipastikan cerminnya 2 arah tapi untuk di Public Area do this thing:

LAKUKANLAH TEST SEDERHANA

1. TEST DENGAN KUKU JARI
Letakkan ujung kuku anda di atas permukaan cermin. Jika ada jarak (gap)antara kuku anda dan bayangan kuku anda di cermin,dapat dikatakan bahawa cermin itu adalah cermin biasa (selamat). Tetapi, jika kuku anda terus menyentuh bayangan kuku anda di cermin, hati-hatilah, kerana benda itu adalah cermin 2 arah ! Kerana itu ingatlah selalu, setiap kali anda melihat cermin di tempat-tempat umum seperti disebutkan di atas, lakukanlah "TEST KUKU JARI". Tidak perlu membayar.

2. TEST DENGAN NAFAS.
Hembus nafas hampir dengan cermin, jika ada kesan nafas/haba di cermin , maka selamat,
jika tidak besar kemungkinan Ianya cermin 2 arah.

3. BUNYI
Cuba ketuk cermin tersebut dengan jari slow2, kuat kang pecah plak , jika ianya tidak berbunyi atau bunyi perlahan, maknanya ia melekap didinding, jika berbunyi kuat pastinya ada ruang kosong/berongga dibelakang cermin tersebut. Mudah dilakukan, dan ini mungkin bisa menyelamatkan anda dari "PERKOSAAN VISUAL" !

PARA WANITA : beritahu teman-teman anda yang lain.

PARA LELAKI : beri tahu isteri, anak perempuan atau teman wanita anda.

Lagu Melayu Baru MP3 (1)

Bunga Citra Lestari - Ingkar.mp3
Ajai duet Tunku Mimi - Kayangan.mp3
Dewa19_Cintaku_Tertinggal_Di_Malaysia.mp3
Dewa 19 - Larut.mp3
Farawahida - Semuanya Ada Di Sini.mp3
Anuar_Zain_-_Lelaki_Ini.mp3

Friday, November 16, 2007

Klip Video - Italian Time

Klip video ni memang lucu la... Aku dah banyak kali tengok, tak bosan lagi. Korang tengoklah sendiri...Enjoy!!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

History Lesson - Lincoln & Kennedy

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

  • Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
  • John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
  • Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
  • John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
  • Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
  • Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
  • Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
  • Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really wei! rd.

  • Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
  • Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
  • Both were assassinated by Southerners.
  • Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
  • Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
  • Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
  • John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
  • Both assassins were known by their three names.
  • Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

  • Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
  • Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
  • Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
  • Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
  • Both and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

  • A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
  • A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?
Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

Petua Hilangkan Dengkuran

Jangan biarkan dengkur mengganggu hubungan suami isteri. Cuba kaedah mudah untuk mengurangkan dengkuran.


  • Hilangkan lemah dalam badan dengan bersenam. Bila lemak berkurangan di tekak, ia dapat meluaskan saluran pernafasan dan mengelakkan dengkur.

  • Elak daripada mengambil alkohol, pil tidur atau ubat yang berkaitan kerana dadah boleh menambah kadar kerehatan otot di hidung dan tekak.

  • Biasakan tidur mengiring, jangan melentang. Cara tidur begini menjauhkan lidah dari tekak dan memudahkan pengaliran udara.

  • Atasi masalah alahan. Jika anda alah kepada habuk atau bau tertentu, hapuskan benda itu di persekitaran rumah anda. Alahan akan mengganggu tisu di hidung dan tekak.

  • Tinggikan kedudukan kepala dengan bantal ketika tidur kerana ia dapat memberi ruang lebih luas di saluran pernafasan.

  • Tetapkan jadual tidur. Tidur dan bangun pada waktu yang tetap setiap hari. Ini dapat menetapkan kadar pernafasan dan mengurangkan dengkuran.

  • Jauhi rokok. Mengurangkan asap rokok dapat mengelak lelehan dan bengkak tisu hidung dan tenggorok.